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Conduct a war while trying to keep your balance.
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America's absurdity.
Now playable.
A browser arcade that answers political spectacle with political satire.
The short version
Real Patriot Arcade is an independent political satire arcade and a parody response to Arcade.gov. Its three games turn war-room chaos, congressional stock trading, and a senator's race to vote into browser-based arcade comedy.
- Website
- realpatriotarcade.com
- Format
- Free browser games
- Contact
- hello@realpatriotarcade.com
- Affiliation
- Independent satire; no government affiliation
Meet the games
Capitol Gains
Time the market like a member of Congress.
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Floor It!
Get a senator to the vote. His condition is secondary.
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Recording or streaming?
The quickest introduction is to play. For interviews, asset requests, or questions about using project material, email hello@realpatriotarcade.com.
The games are satire and use fictionalized scenarios. Real Patriot Arcade is not affiliated with Arcade.gov or the U.S. government.